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The Roto Rooter Of The Soul

Joe the Plumber, in addition to being quite possibly one of the most desperate attention whores on the planet, is also an ungrateful desperate attention whore, a fact that is shaking our nation to its very core.

Wurzelbacher told conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt “dirty” after “being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place.”

Recalling a conversation he had with McCain about the $700 billion financial industry bailout in September, Wurzelbacher said: “When I was on the bus with him, I asked him a lot of questions about the bailout because most Americans did not want that to happen.”

“I asked him some pretty direct questions,” he continued. “Some of the answers you guys are gonna receive — they appalled me, absolutely. I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.”

Unfortunately, he couldn’t, because they had the satphone access he needed for his interview with the Osaka Shimbun.  Even patriots have to make sacrifices.

Asked why he didn’t leave McCain’s campaign if he was “appalled” by the candidate, Wurzelbacher said, “honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more.”

When Glenn Beck calls you on your shit, you’re officially in the middle of the shittiest shit that’s ever been shitted. 

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 09:29 AM • (10) Comments

Oh, this guy still exists?

Comment #1: Andrew  on  12/10  at  10:10 AM

JoeDuhPlumba better enjoy those last few dirty, dirty seconds of his 15 minutes while he can—then this Know-Nothing can go back to the fantasy of buying businesses with imaginary money and whinging under his breath about how blacks always have it better than hard-working, white Americans.

Comment #2: Gracchus  on  12/10  at  11:06 AM

Asked why he didn’t leave McCain’s campaign if he was “appalled” by the candidate, Wurzelbacher said, “honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more.”

Translation: John McCain proved that he’s a moron with absolutely no credibility of shred of honesty, with ideas that I find repellent. but Barack Obama, who would cut my taxes? Well, c’mon; he’s ... he’s ... DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT!

Comment #3: Rick Massimo  on  12/10  at  01:42 PM

We definitely misplaced the protocol for dealing with desperate attention-whores.

Comment #4: norbizness  on  12/10  at  01:54 PM

Huh? This guy is still considered relevant?

I consider this to be the best symptom ever of why the MSM is fundamentally broken. There’s absolutely no reason to interview this guy, but someone else will, so we have to. Ratings, people, ratings.

Comment #5: Ellen  on  12/10  at  02:31 PM

I am quite sure the past-tense is “shat.”

Comment #6: lonespark  on  12/10  at  03:56 PM

Huh? This guy is still considered relevant?

Not by anyone with two brain cells to rub together, no.  So, naturally, the media thinks he’s god incarnate.

Comment #7: Damian  on  12/10  at  04:27 PM

When your precious black J*sus is impeached before taking office, there will be a run-off election between Sarah Palin and Joe The Plummer Wurlitzer and you LIEbrals will pay the price for trying to steal the election with your so-called “voting”, which was clearly miscounted as General John McCain won and you lost, so GET OVER IT!!

Comment #8: Rugged in Montana  on  12/10  at  04:57 PM

RiM:

I liked you better when you didn’t beat Poe’s Law so bad it thought its first name was Edgar.

Comment #9: Brian X  on  12/11  at  01:08 AM

I’m beginning to form a theory that RiM is really Michael Bérubé.

Comment #10: Dan, Grand High Emperor of Bananas Foster  on  12/11  at  02:06 AM
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