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The Sex Will Have Been Great, Says Your Date’s Press Secretary

Sarah Palin preemptively clears herself in Troopergate.  Because apparently you can do that now.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 11:22 PM • (12) Comments

That’s a load off my mind.

Wait. I thought the fundies were opposed to clearing yourself?

Comment #1: Dweeze  on  10/09  at  11:39 PM

*LOL*

I needed that after watching CSI. (;_;)

Comment #2: Ruby  on  10/09  at  11:45 PM

Hey, it worked for Richard Nixon.

Comment #3: paul  on  10/09  at  11:46 PM

Can Obama preemptively declare himself to have won the election, just to save us some time?

Comment #4: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  10/09  at  11:56 PM

I preemptively declare myself to have more game than Kobe Bryant, and that’s why he won’t meet me at the corner court to settle the issue.  He knows I’ll school him.

Comment #5: Mark B  on  10/10  at  12:04 AM

And Gov. Palin brushes her hands off, and says, “All righty, then. What else didn’t I do?”

Comment #6: hbsweet, empress of ice cream  on  10/10  at  12:10 AM

Yup! Yup!  This is about as credible as OJ Simpson’s hunt for Nicole Simpson’s and Ron Goldman’s killers.

Comment #7: CParis  on  10/10  at  11:54 AM

OJ was innocent of the murders.  The latest trial was so tainted he should be out on appeal, which he’ll likely win.  The prosecution best hope that RICO isn’t invoked.

Sarey knows she did wrong.  This is spin to counter the Truth that will come out.  Think Jr High and how every gay jock pre-emptively dated the hottest hotties around.  How girls trash talked another to reduce the effectiveness of statements.

Again, OJ was NOT found guilty of the murders.  Funny how the LAPD never looked much into Ron or Nicole for suspects.  After all, there’s this black man standing over there and he thinks he is equal to whites.

Comment #8: Mold  on  10/10  at  01:23 PM

Not only is irony dead, but Palin and co are dancing on its grave:

Palin’s lawyer, Thomas Van Flein, tried to preemptively discredit the report, telling the ADN that it won’t be comprehensive because Branchflower didn’t interview Palin or her chief of staff, Mike Tibbles.

In case you’re joining us late, Palin and her staff refused to be interviewed, although a few of her staff later succumbed after receiving subpeonas.

I can’t figure out how to hyperlink using html in this comment system; the link is http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/release_of_troopergate_report.php

Comment #9: Warren Terra  on  10/10  at  01:49 PM

Okay, totally off-topic, but ...

OJ was innocent of the murders.

Mold, you really need to read Jeffrey Toobin’s book if you still think OJ didn’t murder those two people.  Toobin spent weeks with the defense team, all of whom knew OJ was guilty.  But, as usual, the Los Angeles DA’s office was full of fuckups who couldn’t win a big case and the LAPD was full of fuckups who didn’t know how to handle evidence properly because they were so used to being able to pressure people into making confessions, so they had no idea how to fight back against a strong defense team.

Comment #10: Mnemosyne  on  10/10  at  02:44 PM

Funny how the LAPD never looked much into Ron or Nicole for suspects.  After all, there’s this black man standing over there and he thinks he is equal to whites.

Yeah, how bizarre that the police would suspect the abusive ex-husband of one of the victims.  It’s not like a third of female murder victims were killed by intimate partners.

Comment #11: keshmelshi  on  10/10  at  07:17 PM

Sorry to continue the off-topic, but Mold, while racism may have played a part in the investigation, it’s not as if there was no evidence that OJ did it. It’s just that the LA police department fails at life and didn’t run the forensic investigation with any kind of professionalism.

I mean, there are photographs from the crime scene of blood spots on Nicole’s back. But the blood was never put in as evidence. Why? Because they don’t have it. They sent her body to the morgue and washed it off without swabbing the blood.

Comment #12: Rebecca  on  10/10  at  10:57 PM
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