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The ultimate humiliation for McCain: Faux News labels him (D)

My, how the mighty have fallen. Over at the fabulous Jed Report, he screen captured a Fox News chyron:

You might recall the last time the network made this “mistake,” it was when they labeled GOPerv Mark Foley “(D)”. I guess this is Fox’s way of tossing McCain under the bus.

Other signs of the feeble, weakening McCain campaign are below the fold.
* Look at this statement—the official statement from McCain’s camp—about last night’s primetime Obama ad:

McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds followed up after the ad aired: “As anyone who has bought anything from an infomercial knows, the sales-job is always better than the product. Buyer beware.”

That’s it? Wow. Bounds must have been busy reworking his resume instead of thinking up a better response.

* McCain camp trying to scapegoat Palin.

In recent days, a McCain “adviser” told Dana Bash of CNN: “She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone.” Imagine not taking advice from the geniuses at the McCain campaign. What could Palin be thinking?

Also, a “top McCain adviser” told Mike Allen of Politico that Palin is “a whack job.”Maybe she is. But who chose to put this “whack job” on the ticket? Wasn’t it John McCain? And wasn’t it his first presidential-level decision?

* Conservatives plan secret post-election strategy session. Again, the body isn’t cold, but plans are under way to remake the GOP.

The meeting will include a “who’s who of conservative leaders— economic, national security and social,” said one attendee, who shared initial word of the secret session only on the basis of anonymity and with some details about the host and location redacted.

...Should McCain lose next Tuesday, the conversation will include who to groom as the next generation of conservative leaders - a list that will feature Palin at or near the top.

...Many on the right, both elites and the rank-and-file, see a rudderless party that is in dire need of new blood and old principles: small government, a robust national security and unapologetic social conservatism.

As long as they cling to that last bit of garbage, that is going to be an anchor on the party.

* And in a final bit of news, you know your campaign is in the sh*tter when you receive this thumbs up, available on grocery news stands around the country. (Weekly World News):

OCTOBER SURPRISE: UFO ALIEN NOW ENDORSES McCAIN!

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 08:09 AM • (14) Comments

“As anyone who has bought anything from an infomercial knows, the sales-job is always better than the product. Buyer beware.”

If that statement is an insult to Obama, it’s also an annihilating putdown of McCain.

Comment #1: jon  on  10/30  at  09:15 AM

I guess this is Fox’s way of tossing McCain under the bus.

unless, of course, they’re trying to confuse especially low-information voters . . .

Comment #2: Dan S.  on  10/30  at  09:47 AM

...Many on the right, both elites and the rank-and-file, see a rudderless party that is in dire need of new blood and old principles: small government, a robust national security and unapologetic social conservatism.

Oh, yes, please. What the Republican Party needs to return to dominance is more lunatics and howler monkeys. People love that shit so.

Oh, and that Weekly World News photo… Looks like the alien’s about to eat McCain’s face…  smile

Comment #3: Scott  on  10/30  at  10:36 AM

...or the alien is about to kiss McCain.  Isn’t this just the sort of thing that Santorum warned us about?  First teh gheys, then teh animals, then teh space aliens.  Is there nothing sacred anymore?

Comment #4: Swedgin  on  10/30  at  10:46 AM

Ah yes, Republican “logic.” What we need to get people to elect us is more of the same thing that resulted is us not being elected the last time! Brilliant! Send me moneys, RNC.

Comment #5: J.V.  on  10/30  at  11:11 AM

If that statement is an insult to Obama, it’s also an annihilating putdown of McCain.

Hell, it’s an insult to the Iraq War.

Comment #6: Sour Kraut  on  10/30  at  11:22 AM

The aliens endorsed McCain? Damnit! I’ve already voted. They really need to be letting people know who they are endorsing earlier in the campaign. I ALWAYS vote based on the aliens endorsement. It worked out well w/Clinton.

Comment #7: Mark  on  10/30  at  11:49 AM

I think (D) means that he is now officially (D)ead to them.

Comment #8: Ms Kate  on  10/30  at  12:11 PM

Oh, and that Weekly World News photo… Looks like the alien’s about to eat McCain’s face…

I thought it looked like the alien was tickling McCain…  Gootchiegootchiegoo!!

Comment #9: Eric  on  10/30  at  03:01 PM

You might recall the last time the network made this “mistake,” it was when they labeled GOPerv Mark Foley “(D)”. I guess this is Fox’s way of tossing McCain under the bus.

Pam, you ignorant s-person, they’re just reassuring those in the know that he’s been taking the meds...

Comment #10: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  10/30  at  03:17 PM

Judging from the expression on Obama’s face, I would have to conclude the alien is stepping on his feet. Rude, rude Xenu!

Comment #11: flea  on  10/30  at  04:21 PM

That (D) is the best news I have seen all day.

Comment #12: bobbo  on  10/30  at  05:46 PM

“D” for “dick fingers”

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=189749&title=john-mccains-air-quotes

Comment #13: cycles  on  10/30  at  07:25 PM

Ms Kate sez:
I think (D) means that he is now officially (D)ead to them.

Damn… that’s almost reasonable enough to not be a joke.

I loved this bit in the Wacky World News story:

Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and worked her charms.

Man, they don’t even pretend to write real stories over there any more, do they?

Comment #14: JCfromNC  on  10/31  at  04:36 AM
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