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Now I’m worried about voting for this Barack Hirohito Obama guy…

Boomshak looks at historic moments of Divine providence:

America’s history is rife with examples of overcoming incredible odds as the Hand of Providence smiled upon us.

1) The French coming to our aid in the Revolutionary War when all looked lost.
2) The Japanese deciding not to invade Hawaii.
3) Our victory at Midway.
4) The Germans mishandling of D-Day.

Hopefully we’ll be able to add “McCain-Palin triumphing over the Marxisant radical” to that list of great American moments.

If someone can explain to me how Gateway Pundit leapfrogged past “Marxist” to a term classifying general belief in the dialectic, someone tell me. Bonus points if he didn’t remember it from a Townhall.com column.

My big question: if God, say, allows Emperor Obama to run our country, does it mean that Karl Marx has collectivized Heaven?

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 07:32 AM • (13) Comments

Lost. The. Plot.

Comment #1: Roxanne on 11/04 at 07:51 AM

We must repel Barack Obama as we repelled the Indian menace in Andrew Jackson’s day!

Comment #2: Jesse Taylor on 11/04 at 07:57 AM

Hopefully we’ll be able to add “McCain-Palin triumphing over <strike>the Marxisant radical</strike> that nigger” to that list of great American moments.

Fixed his post for him.

Honestly, I don’t know why they try to hide it. Everyone knows what they’re really saying.

Comment #3: spence-bob on 11/04 at 08:25 AM

This is perhaps religion’s greatest asset, the reason it succeeds so wonderfully as a replicator—if their guy wins, then God stepped in and saved the day, and if their guy loses, then God’s allowing them to be tested so as to better prove their faith in them. It’s a classic heads-I-win, tails-you-lose scenario, and it never requires them to consider that maybe, just maybe, they’re losing because they’re a bunch of hateful fucknecks whose policies harm a large enough group of people to cost them an election.

Comment #4: Incertus, Nacho Daddy on 11/04 at 09:16 AM

Just back from the polls. One more vote for the Marxist radicals in Virginia.

Comment #5: Craig Pennington on 11/04 at 09:28 AM

I forgot, do I vote for the Marxisant radical or for the Manchurian Islamofacist?

Comment #6: ploeg on 11/04 at 10:16 AM

Ah, Boomshak. The first, and I think only, person ever banned from Pollster.com for vulgarity in the comments. Good to see he’s keeping busy these days.

Comment #7: Steve on 11/04 at 10:17 AM

the Hand of Providence smiled upon us

While the Face of Providence reached out, grabbed us, and pulled us to safety.

Comment #8: rea on 11/04 at 10:35 AM

OK, I’m probably guilty of spamming with the same damn comment in 3 threads, but this is probably where it really belongs.

Remember this:

Focus on the Family is asking for “abundant, torrential” downpours to flood Denver and silence Senator Obama when he accepts the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination on August 28.

“Would it be wrong to ask people to pray for rain of Biblical proportins,” asks an umbrella wielding Stuard Shepard in a video put out by the ultra conservative evangelical group. He asks for the rain to start “two minutes before the acceptance speech begins.”

It didn’t rain.

Now, Obama is testing Providence yet again by holding a rally in Grant Park tonight that is to become an outdoor love-fest when he wins the election.

Yes, he’s having a party in Chicago OUTSIDE in November.

Today, it will be 72° and sunny. Tonight will be clear and in the 60°s. Perfect weather. Couldn’t ask for better. I’m wearing shorts and having to dig out some summery kids’ clothes that I’d already packed away.

Who is Providence smiling upon? Whose prayers are being answered? Will Focus on the Family ever admit that the answer to their prayers is “No.”?

Comment #9: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes on 11/04 at 10:46 AM

Heaven is already collectivised. Jeebus was a commie.

Comment #10: DrDick on 11/04 at 11:20 AM

Not to put too fine a point on it, but their grasp of history is at least as woeful as their grasp on current reality. Well, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

Comment #11: firefall on 11/04 at 11:43 AM

Because the French coming to help out totally had nothing to do with their enmity with Britain, and they totally didn’t wait until after we’d already won a major battle.

Comment #12: Rebecca on 11/04 at 02:25 PM

Will Focus on the Family ever admit that the answer to their prayers is “No.”?

I didn’t think Protestants went that direction. Us Catholics were all raised to know that the answer to our prayers is not automatically “Yes,” but all of those heathen Protestants seem to think differently.

Comment #13: Mnemosyne on 11/04 at 02:49 PM

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