Please let this gross jack*ss run for office.
Unfortunately, even the rabid crowd of adoring wingnuts thought that was TMI:Joe the Plumber—real name Samuel Wurzelbacher—told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.
Wurzelbacher had taken the stage to a standing ovation at the annual “DisHonors” Awards, presented by the Media Research Center, to poke fun liberal media groups.“God, all this love and everything in the room—I’m horny.”
Buzz immediately commenced.
“Did Joe the Plumber really just say he’s horny?” “Did you hear Joe say ‘horny’?” “Why is he horny and why is he telling us?”
...Joe was all hot and bothered over the standing ovation he received as he walked on stage to accept accolades from the top liberal media watchdog. Lee Greenwood’s GOP country classic “God Bless the USA” boomed overhead as Joe, wearing blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a flannel shirt unbuttoned to his navel, strolled on stage.
After declaring he was horny, Joe mumbled a few other things about being the “token redneck” and the media loving him, and then sat back down in a sea of conservative luminaries that included G. Gordon Liddy, former Attorney General Ed Meese, radio talk show host Mark Levin, Fox News’ Brit Hume and former House speaker (for half a minute) Bob Livingston.
Don’t you feel quite a bit nauseous after reading that?
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At least the flannel shirt had intact sleeves.