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If the Court pays any attention to this, I’ll <s>eat my own head</s> facepalm a lot.

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If the Court pays any attention to this, I’ll eat my own head facepalm a lot.

The more briefs like this one, the better off the case against Amendment 8 is.

Just shows how clueless I can be.  I had no idea anyone, even super-industrial-grade crazy organizations can file Amicus briefs.  I’ve missed out some seriously fun opportunities if that’s true!  I’d of course written one for Bush v. Gore (not the pay-per view dillemna) starting with, “okay, I’m not really a friend of the court, however…”

Or something.

Anybody can file an iamicus curiae</i> brief.  Whether or not they are accepted is up to the court hearing the matter.

I’m with Panask - keep ‘em coming, nutbars.  Let them get a load of the kind of crazy that voted in favour of this unconstitutional amendment.

‘Cause, you know, nobody on earth is allowed to make laws except voters and god I think bec—no, wait.  Nobody but god can make laws so that means that Prop 8 shouldn’t have—no, wait, I -.

amicum curiae  My keyboard is pooched, must be god’s will or something…

amicus

damn

Wait…I’m confused. God created everything, and runs everything, and our 3 branch government is modeled after heaven…ok…but God apparently runs all three branches up there? Um…so does he disagree with himself a lot or is he really rubber stamping his decisions in one branch in the other two???

I think it is great that Monica Gooding finally found a job

Well, the underlying point is certainly valid. No court in California, or elsewhere, has the authority to override God’s laws.

Unfortunately for the wingnuts, that is about things like gravity, Planck’s Constant, the speed of light, and such. The courts cannot, for example, outlaw DNA and substitute another basis for human life. And so on.

Everything else is style points, and courts have every reason to dig into things like how equality plays out.

Render unto Caesar and all, y’know.

I would like the author of that pile of crap locked up in a padded room.

That person is seriously deranged.

but God apparently runs all three branches up there? Um…so does he disagree with himself a lot or is he really rubber stamping his decisions in one branch in the other two???

The reason for the Trinity is suddenly clear to me.

I think I’m having a conversion experience. Where do I sign up to get Jesus?

I hope the CA Supreme Court’s cool with their, er, unusual formatting.  I’ve heard of briefs booted for less.

Yeesh.  These loons use “Almight Eternal Creator” like Jack Chick uses “Personal Lord and Savior”.  They’re like two-year-olds who can’t stop saying some word they’ve just learned.

Does this guy work for the Bush Justice Department?

Civics comprehension fail.  Also, wow, that’s unhinged.  That’s very impressive, amazing, fruit-loops-over-the-moon batshit insanity right there.  Give ‘em a Golden Straitjacket and send ‘em back home.

The reason for the Trinity is suddenly clear to me.

Ahahahahaha I get it now.

Who is which branch?

Who is which branch?

Taking the classic trinity as the father, son and holy ghost, and the other trinity as legislative, judicial and executive, we see that in Old Testament days the Father was the executive branch, what with all the smiting and things. But there was a coup and the Son took over and instituted radical policy change, and the Father retired to be the single member of the Extremely Supreme Court.
This leaves the Holy Ghost as the legislative branch, hence the phrase “spirit of the law”.

Then God said: “Let us make man in </b>our image, after our likeness.

It’ll get ‘em every time. You’d think someone would’ve edited that into the singular by now. However, seeing as there apparently is more than one god, I’m gonna say my god, made of wonderfully noodly bits, thinks this is total bullshit.

wait, their “brief” cites Genesis 1: 26-27 as forbidding Gay Marriage, Abortion, AND “orders only natural conception?”

except all it says is “GOD made humans in GOD’S image, Male and Female, and gave them domain over the animals.”

All that means is that humans have a spark of the divine, and if we feel like being petty tyrants over nature and fucking shit up instead of acting as wise stewards, it is within our rights (but doesn’t make it wise)

Nowhere does it say anything about “All souls arrive at the time of conception.” nor “Earth is a copy of Heaven.” In fact, both of those have a sort of Platonic essentialism that’s positively… pagan. and it mixes it up pretty badly. Does government exist in the ideal plane, and the earthly version is only a copy, or are humans residents thereof, and humans are by nature of this perfect Ideal form, ALWAYS human, in a way unshared by the rest of nature (Humans are human from zygotic state, but an oak tree is not an acorn.)

And if all humans are created in god’s image, as the bible passage you quote CLEARLY states, then so too are gays and lesbians in all their sodomizing in wedded bliss, and no amount of your shouting SCREW THE RULES I HAVE JESUS is going to change that.

Your theology is bad, and you should feel bad. Thomas Aquinas would be ashamed to share a deity with you.

and no amount of your shouting SCREW THE RULES I HAVE JESUS

I lol’d.  Hard.

Also, I love you.

This insanity goes on for 40 pages.

Pam, you didn’t read *all* 40 pages, did you?  If you did just let us know, and we’ll take up a collection to get you the medical treatment you need.

Hey, you Heaven’s Kingdom dudes? Your copy of God’s Laws is a corrupted version. I have the true version.

And it says you should prize your time and mind your business.

What’s with all the !!!!!!! shit?

Oh, yeah; and the content is truly insane.

oh. my. gods.

GOD is not a legal entity! the reality or disreality of God/god/gods etc leave alone. God cannot be served, sued, taxed, employed, registered… etc. ad infintum
therefor nothing can be FILED on “God’s behalf” or whatever the fuck.

further, per the first ammendment, no legislation or law can be passed according to religion - the state cannot pass religious laws. any law based on religion is UNCONSTITUTIONAL. and yet, they keep TRYING and TRYING to pass laws based on religion (INCORRECT RELIGION, at that! they don’t even correctly read their own fucking holy book, damnit!), they get a fair portion of them passed, and then CLAIM TO BE OPPRESSED!!!!!

ARGH!!!!!! (/rant)

you didn’t read it all, did you? there isn’t enough Valium in the world to correct that (although i grant 40 pages of that, if it doesn’t cause an aneurism, will put you to sleep)

You know, I’m not 100% sure, but I think this lot was the same one that provided Kent Hovind’s “legal counsel”, whose name escapes me at the moment (Glenn something I think) and who came up with Hovind’s nigh-incomprehensible “subornation of false muster” plea.

Forty pages? Wow, that’s impressive. Imagine if they had spent that time feeding the poor instead.

But feeding the poor is something Jesus is actually reported (per NT) to have done and directed his followers to do; unlike bashing gays, who don’t seem to be on the NT horizon at all.  Therefore, not the concern of these “real” christians.

I like how they couldn’t even get through the first sentence without an error.

“Throughout the world, each and all countries have constitutions and federal laws.”

Plenty of countries don’t have constitutions.

No, I didn’t read the whole 40 pages (I made it through about 3), but I did have to scan through it to make sure I converted all of the document from PDF. I would have needed a padded cell after digesting the whole thing.

I feel sorry for the judges who have to read this stuff and by law have to treat them not as coming from the mentally unstable…

I mean, really, they shoulda stopped at the fifth paragraph.  That was annoying, but not unhinged.  I don’t see what ‘they will pay in full’ has for relevance to the case.

I feel sorry for the judges who have to read this stuff

That’s why God created law clerks.

Not to mention the somewhat inconvenient point that in the same Genesis they’re quoting we have several patriarchs who were married to more than one woman (Jacob/Israel might have topped the list, but IIRC Abram/Abraham had children with his wife and his slave woman).  Is that also part of the Divinely Authorized marriage plan?

And all those exclamation points will, I’m sure, impress the judges.

I’m just a little disturbed by their choice of font. 

Does god hate Times New Roman?

This comment list confirms, to my immense relief, that there are still lots of sane, and rationale people out there.  Thank you.  I sometimes worry that “teh stoopid,” is spreading and like a bad b-movie (not as redundant as you’d think) and I’ll wake one morning and find myself in one:  Dawn of the Bible-toting Zombies.  I could go on and on with that one, and no, I don’t mean “all Christians are…” etc.

~ Steve

Did anyone notice the thing that jumped out at me, even in the small snapshot of the first page.
Just above the Statement of Facts is a paragraph explaining this comes from the Almighty and (and I quote) “myself as His Heiress”.

..... *Myself as His Heiress?*

So the writer is Jesus’s sister, I gather, and since the big J has somehow been disinherited, she’s the one God leaves all his stuff to now? Must be why she keeps saying the Almighty is “Sole Owner of the Earth, and all that is is on it, Above it and Below it”. She’s just staking her claim on her inheritance.

o_0

I guess you really can have everything….

Wow, the crazy really get’s , well, crazier further in.  There’s a Marriett Do-Nguyen who thinks she’ll the youngest member of gods heavenly family currently living on earth.  I find myself wanting to send this to my last remaining fundy friend, but I don’t think I could put her thru that kind of crazy.

Page 9: “I am an heiress to the Almighty Eternal Creator, and I am fully God and fully human.”

That’s some delicious, Grade-A crazy right there. Other gems are scattered throughout. Someone out there can probably tell us exactly which disorder psychiatry would tag Ms. D.Q. Mariette Do-Nguyen with.

Probably not worth getting worked up over, unless some court is actually going to take this testament to grave mental illness seriously. Which you never know these days.

I cannot bring myself to read past the first page… a much hardier lot you guys are. 

I think the DSM-V is way overdue.

Despite my liberal Christian, quasi-Deist leanings, some days I really wish that God would be a bit more hands-on and enforce some discipline among the self-appointed assistant managers like this loon. Or at least start enforcing some copyright and identity thief security.

I saw a document similiar to this once filed with a coutny recorder in Ohio. The guy was trying to avoid paying taxes by saying that he was renouncing his US citizenship and was now a “citizen of the Kingdom of God”. He signed every page with something like “In Jesus’ name” or “under the authority of almighty jesus”.

CRAZY!!

The Mormons believe they can go on to become gods and goddesses on other planets in the next life.
Give it a hundred years or so and one of her followers could be running for president.

childe: Thanks for the tip. So it’s nutty theology at work - which doesn’t necessarily exclude the woman having a screw loose.

Yes, Mariette Do-Nguyen is the Divine Queen, fully god and fully human.  She is not Jesus’ sister, since Jesus was really just a prophet.

Not only that, but a couple of years ago, I was spammed for months with email from her in her fight to get the United States Government and the Government of Nigeria to step in to make sure she received the 50 million dollars she had coming to her from a nice barrister in Lagos.  After all, she had already paid tens of thousands of dollars in advance fees to the nice barrister and the nice person at the bank.

I never did hear if she ever shook the money loose from Nigeria, though.

How could the California court possibly ignore this brief??

I am an Advocatess, and the Third Person of the Holy Trinity. My divine soul was with Messiah Jesus while he was hanging on the cross, and, before he breathed his fully human last breath, Messiah Jesus transferred to me the authority for governing of the human race and creating of the spiritual earth!....
  Sincerely,

(SIGNED)

D. Q. Mariette Do-Nguyen,
Third Person of the Holy Trinity
Proceeded from the Father

Given that she hasn’t the first clue how our system works (um…no, the Constitution does not invest “the people” with enforcing the law, that would be the Executive branch), leaving the crazy aside, how could anyone possibly trust her interpretation of Almighty Eternal Creator’s Laws? 

And would it have been too much to ask that she have someone proof her amicus brief for grammar? I mean, it makes you think she doesn’t know what she’s talking about . . .

“God also orders all children must be born from natural conception and prohibits all abortions!”
Unless abortion includes the murder of pregnant women, which God specifically orders several times (also infanticide).

Taking the classic trinity as the father, son and holy ghost, and the other trinity as legislative, judicial and executive, we see that in Old Testament days the Father was the executive branch, what with all the smiting and things. But there was a coup and the Son took over and instituted radical policy change, and the Father retired to be the single member of the Extremely Supreme Court.
This leaves the Holy Ghost as the legislative branch, hence the phrase “spirit of the law”.

ILU so much Flamethorn.

As much as I would like to think that Hitler, Milosevic and Stalin are getting their comeuppance thanks to the “heavenly” judicial branch, this whole brief is bat#$*@.

If the Holy Trinity equates to the first three branchs of the government, where does Cheney/Fourth Branch fit?  Is that proof that he really is Satan?… 

MikeEss on 11/20 at 08:47 AM

As much as I love each and every comment and commentor on this blog, MikeEss is my hero in this round.

Either accept the fact that Rev. Sun Myung Moon is the new Messiah or your notta proper Christianist.

Wait, if these guys are filing on God’s behalf, can the guy suing God sue them for his address so the court can serve him?

I mean, they have to know where he can be reached to be acting as his guardians or attorney, right?

Oh, the fun never stops with this.

But seriously, can’t this be used against 8? It clearly shows that this is religion-based legislation, violating the rules against establishing a state religion. IANAL, but it looks like it can be used against h8.

Obviously, as it is recorded in Genesis 1: 26-27 copied above, after God created human souls in God’s divine image, God blessed them and ordered all human souls on earth: “Be fertile and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it.” (emphasis added)

This means that besides those God chose to be single to serve Him to benefit the souls’ eternal lives in the Kingdom of Heaven, God ordered human souls to be fertile and multiply, fill the earth with human natural bodies!

So where does this Bible actually say: “besides those God chose to be single…?” I think the Supreme Court of California should subpoena this author and ask, “If gays violate the commandment, “Go forth and Multiply; why isn’t the same true of the celibate?”

Wow - that’s batshit in a lotta ways, most noted above.

But one thing I notice is that, aside from the huge blasphemy of claiming she herself is part of the godhead, there’s really nothing in there that is not par for the course, and even pretty similar in language used, among the mainstream batshits who drive the conservative wing. She has exactly the same position on gay marriage that they do, and the same uncontrollable obsession with abortion. The Tourette’s-like gibbering of religious slogans and Bible citations is the same, and the way almost every line of argument somehow winds up being about abortion (you can actually see her trying to drag herself back to the issue at hand, at the end of each section) is also standard practice.

The one thing the media-savvy loons have going for them is that they can discipline their message better. They save the raving looniness for friendly audiences, and in public try to pitch their idiosyncratic religious beliefs as some sort of concern for public policy (gay marriage “changes the traditional definition” - as if civil rights was simply another aspect of the debate over prescriptive/descriptive word definitions by dictionary editors; abortion “harms women” who fail to reap the benefits of forced childbirth). The clever religious loons make themselves sound like they don’t actually have religious reasons for their policies - while thumping as loud as they can to the home audience. This nutter just lets it all hang out - but her positions, message, and “reasoning” are no different at all from those of Dobson, Perkins, Falwell, and the like.

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