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Values Voter Summit’s Rogues Gallery

Keyboard protection on…look at who’s invited and who’s confirmed to attend the 2009 Values Voter Summit. It’s like the best of the Blend collection of wingers and fundies. Honest to god, did Stephen Baldwin think this head shot was a good idea to circulate? And lookee here—RNC head also-ran Ken Blackwell and Washington State’s fundie laughingstock Ken Hutcherson are on board.

Below the fold are more invitees…it’s too delicious.
Disgraced Miss California and memoir-peddler Carrie Prejean is sure to entertain…I wonder what winger will try to sidle up to her…Billo? Rush? Guaranteed to show no interest: Mitch McConnell and Rick Perry. Gee, why wasn’t Lindsay Graham invited?

BTW, this is the same conference site that SC Gov. Mark Sanford was excised from once his concubine exploratory mission was revealed.

 

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 10:16 AM • (58) Comments

OMG LOL Rush Limbaugh in a leather jacket!

It looks like that picture has been airbrushed.  He can’t possibly be that thin.

Comment #1: speedbudget  on  07/23  at  10:30 AM

Eduardo Verastegui is actually pretty hawt. Lila Rose ain’t bad either.

Comment #2: atheist  on  07/23  at  10:33 AM

{nativist} Eduardo Verastegui? Ain’t he furrin or somethin’? Looks like a mexican to me… prob’ly illegal. How’d he get in here? {/nativist}

Unlike Bobby Jindal, who has the track record of a *good* (ie, self hating) furriner.  Seriously. Eduardo looks too hot to be with this group of tools. But I can see how he earned his place:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduardo_Verástegui (under election 2008).

The rest of them looks like they’re competing to be the poster child for the right.

Comment #3: KMac  on  07/23  at  10:44 AM

Carrie Prejean?  Really?  I mean… really?  They just scraped the bottom of the barrel didn’t they?

Eduardo Verastegui leveraged his fame for gay bashing.
http://pr-gb.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=60371&Itemid=34

As for Lila Rose:
http://articles.latimes.com/2009/apr/26/nation/na-abortion26
She’s the happy little Fifth Columnist who goes undercover to sing sob stories to Planned Parenthood about how she’s been raped and abused and needs an abortion, then “busts” the institution when someone bends the rules for her. 

So, yeah.  Better stick with making doe eyes at Paris Hilton and Robert Pattinson, as they are at least in the same league of crazy bigoted assholes.

Comment #4: Zifnab  on  07/23  at  10:46 AM

So judging by those graphics, 8% of the guests are POC, 14% are women. Who said the GOP was the party of cranky white men?

Comment #5: SweetT  on  07/23  at  10:54 AM

Gary Sinise?  I had know idea, he must keep his wingnuttery well hidden.

Comment #6: Olivia  on  07/23  at  10:56 AM

Didn’t I see a headline a few days ago that Stephen Baldwin recently file for bankruptcy?

I mean, even Dennis Miller more or less admitted that he’s a Republican Now because being their shill lines his pockets. How sad for Steve that he couldn’t even guarantee that he’d get paid for selling his soul.

Gary Sinise is a Rethug? I had no idea… :(

Comment #7: Mighty Ponygirl  on  07/23  at  10:56 AM

MY GOD, WHAT ABOUT JOE THE PLUMBER??? 

How can they make any decision about values and voting without their voice of the people?  This summit will turn out to be a canard without him, mark my words.

Comment #8: speedbudget  on  07/23  at  11:05 AM

I third the “Gary Sinise WTF?” double-take.  How’d I miss that one?

Comment #9: Ranylt  on  07/23  at  11:08 AM

wow, what a gallery of hack, crooks, reactionaries and the generally clueless….....

Comment #10: Woodrowfan  on  07/23  at  11:11 AM

love the pic of Stephen Baldwin though.  he looks like a 3 year old who was just told “no cookie”

Comment #11: Woodrowfan  on  07/23  at  11:11 AM

I’d love to eavesdrop on a conversation between Palin and Crazy-Eyes Bachmann.

Comment #12: Planet of the Blue Monkeys  on  07/23  at  11:20 AM

When I saw the asterisks, at first I thought they meant something like “Has credibly been charged with acts involving violence against women.”

Comment #13: paul  on  07/23  at  11:22 AM

Gary Sinise has been invited, but apparently hasn’t accepted.  Given the number of invitees who haven’t yet accepted, this looks more like a wish list.

Comment #14: NobleExperiments  on  07/23  at  11:22 AM

What—no George W. Bush?  No Dick Cheney? 

I suppose they’re officially liberals now . . .

Comment #15: rea  on  07/23  at  11:33 AM

Gary Sinise doesn’t shock me because I watch CSI: NY and figure that he’d have thrown up all over the place if he didn’t buy into at least a bit of the bullshit his character spouts.  As a valueless voter, I don’t particularly care if he does run with this crowd, as he’s likely to be the least offensive one there.

Comment #16: Godless Heathen  on  07/23  at  11:35 AM

Did anyone else look at these mugshots and think Wingnut Bingo?

Just wait until someone in these pictures says or does something idiotic, then put a big X over his or her face. Five in a row wins. First prize is a copy of Sean Hannity’s latest book.

Second prize is all of Hannity’s books.

Comment #17: Bitter Scribe  on  07/23  at  11:45 AM

“MY GOD, WHAT ABOUT JOE THE PLUMBER???
How can they make any decision about values and voting without their voice of the people?”

That was the first thing I thought.  It must mean the alarm has gone off on his 15-minutes…

“I’d love to eavesdrop on a conversation between Palin and Crazy-Eyes Bachmann.”

I’d interested in seeing the dynamic there.  Palin wants to be the belle of the ball (she’s gives off a distinct Scarlett O’Hara vibe to me), and those pictures of Bachmann frenching Bush Jr. are disturbing.  Both are crazy, although I’ve got to give the edge to Bachmann (who gives off a strong Fatal Attraction vibe).

Either they’d be best buddies, or at each other’s throats.  I’m not sure which would be more entertaining…

Comment #18: MikeEss  on  07/23  at  11:46 AM

“What—no George W. Bush?  No Dick Cheney?”

Who are they?  Should we know those names for some reason?...

Comment #19: MikeEss  on  07/23  at  11:48 AM

I love the Brit Hume and Lou Dobbs attendances.  If two figures of similary familiarity went to a corresponding event on the left Fox would be SCREAMING about how this proves that the media are all liberals and propagandists.

Comment #20: seeker6079  on  07/23  at  11:49 AM

It’s so odd that Sinise is there. After all he played Harry Truman (OK also George Wallace). Still actors personal views don’t mean they are worthless as artists. Otherwise I’d have to give up 30 Rock rather than be entertained by mega-asswipe Alec Baldwin. (from my cold dead hands…)

I hope the convention center has brought in extra hookers and drug deals because they’re going to need it with this crowd.

Comment #21: histro-geek  on  07/23  at  11:49 AM

Rush Limbaugh is resembling Tony Soprano more and more—- without Tony’s redeeming qualities.

Comment #22: Audie  on  07/23  at  11:51 AM

I love the Brit Hume and Lou Dobbs attendances.  If two figures of similary familiarity went to a corresponding event on the left Fox would be SCREAMING about how this proves that the media are all liberals and propagandists.

They’re only invited, not confirmed. These wingnuts found their mailing address and coughed up 42 cents for a stamp. The desperate attempt to inflate the importance of the guest list is truly touching.

Comment #23: RickMassimo  on  07/23  at  11:59 AM

“I hope the convention center has brought in extra hookers and drug deals because they’re going to need it with this crowd.”

Ben Stein:  “To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown meth that is circulating around us isn’t too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it’s your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?”...

Comment #24: MikeEss  on  07/23  at  12:04 PM

So ... lots of paid entertainment types and a few people who are actually tasked with actual government decisionmaking.

Call it “Lets Talk about our Grand Vision for Stuff That Doesn’t Work and/or The Constitution Forbids and/or Would Never Get Us the Power To Do It Anyway Fantasy Balthering Summit”.

Comment #25: Ms Kate  on  07/23  at  12:07 PM

Make a note of those asterisks - many of the more powerful and reality constrained invitees that lend an air of legitimacy?  They are invited, but are not confirmed.

Comment #26: Ms Kate  on  07/23  at  12:08 PM

Either they’d be best buddies, or at each other’s throats.  I’m not sure which would be more entertaining…

A bit of jello or mud and a ring to battle in ... and the resulting spectacle would about sum up the Republican Base’s opinion of the value of women in political office.

Comment #27: Ms Kate  on  07/23  at  12:12 PM

Gah, Shlafly and Bachmann?  This looks like an ad for a horror movie.  I’m also surprised by Gary Sinise.  I’ll never be able to enjoy CSI:New York in the same way.

Comment #28: bananacat  on  07/23  at  12:16 PM

I’m glad I never got into CSI:NY… kind of sucks because that means I don’t have any CSI worth watching anymore. I didn’t know about Gary Sinise either. BUMMER.

Comment #29: TheRealistMom  on  07/23  at  12:19 PM

Looks like Fox hasn’t given its property permission to attend yet, Rush, Hannity, BillO, etc. are not confirmed.

Comment #30: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  07/23  at  12:25 PM

Oh, those are stars next to their heads to indicate they’ve confirmed their attendance. I thought those were snowflakes to alert which invitees are extra White.

Comment #31: Emily  on  07/23  at  12:39 PM

Looks like the conference organisers are pulling a little bait-and-switch with the speaker list—it’s not shocking that they’d do this, since that sort of sleazy move is the M.O. of “family values” wingnuts. What is surprising is that they didn’t add Jesus and Ronald Reagan to the list of invited speakers—not like they don’t have plenty of public-domain headshots available.

Comment #32: Gracchus.  on  07/23  at  12:40 PM

If they are all going to be in one place, perhaps we could spray.

Comment #33: Magis  on  07/23  at  01:24 PM

Wow. It’s like the Gallery of Evil. Bet there’ll be some quality crazy being aired at this event…

Comment #34: Nic_C  on  07/23  at  01:27 PM

Sinise is adopting that slightly peeved look that Republicans affect when they want to appear blue collar and non-bullshit-taking. Everyone else thinks they look like the Onion’s “my brother died that way” guy.

Comment #35: tb  on  07/23  at  01:28 PM

KMac, I read “furrin” and thought “furry.” Which, frankly, is all this conference appears to be missing.

Comment #36: Jeff  on  07/23  at  01:48 PM

Did anyone else look at these mugshots and think Wingnut Bingo?
ROFL!!!

Great idea, but Rush is a given for everyone :p

Comment #37: lostmypassword  on  07/23  at  02:12 PM

Just wait until someone in these pictures says or does something idiotic…

Everyone in these pictures has already spent a lifetime saying and doing something idiotic.  Their very lives are a testament to the stupid and idiotic.  I would ask myself how much more idiotic can they get, but I know there really are no limits to how backwards these fuckwads will get.  Not maybe, not if.  But when.

I like the suggestion above that, if they are all going to be in the same place, we should spray.  Which is pretty mild treatment because I just know that if this many “libruls” were in one place at the same time, at least one person in that line-up of evil would be suggesting bombing, shooting or other deliberate acts of violence.

Comment #38: kac90b  on  07/23  at  02:15 PM

Gary Sinise isn’t really all that surprising. He does voice the Amy (Marine Corps? I can’t remember) recruitment ads that play incessantly during every CSI:NY commercial break on Spike.

Comment #39: Clio  on  07/23  at  02:42 PM

Sinise was surprising to me.  I hope he has a “prior engagement.”  Might be a good time to rearrange that sock drawer, Gary…

So is this a competing event for the CPAC convention?  Because I’d have to think there’s a lot of overlap between the two events’ attendees.

Comment #40: liberalrob  on  07/23  at  02:59 PM

I knew Gary Sinise was more conservative, but didn’t realize he was right enough to be considered a prime invite to this nutfest.  So disappointed. :-(

Comment #41: history_mom  on  07/23  at  03:11 PM

speedbudget - Drug addiction really takes off the pounds.

* * *
You know how these people complain about what homosexuals did to the word gay—took it over and changed its previous common meaning?

To be honest, that irked me too; I can no longer hear the words “Don we now our gay apparel” without envisioning a bunch of TGs and Tom of Finland types throwing on something black and slinky.

But I digress. This crowd is doing their best to eff up the word values  beyond all recognition. The implication they’re going for is that values means, not, say,  responsibility or honesty or charity,  but sexophobia.

Along these lines, it’s worth noting that, among the religious Right, they’ve totally succeeded in degrading the word morality; when fundies use it, they’re invariably talking about sexual behavior. If you told them that, for example, Dick Cheney acted immorally, their first thought would be amazement that a man of his age and state of health could get it up;  the Abu Ghraib photos wouldn’t have registered at all with them if the prisoners weren’t nekkid.

The word family is getting the same attempted massage. You wouldn’t think it possible to reconcile being pro-family with being anti-sex, but they manage—mainly because families are where you’d expect to find children, and Mrs. Lovejoy’s lament is their rationale for imposing (using YOUR tax dollars) their beliefs on the general public. It’s thus the source of their power, and the reason they work this meme—exposing children to any positive view of sex is the equivalent of pedophilia—so hard.

If it’s any consolation, they surely all have the sex lives they deserve.

Comment #42: Molly, NYC  on  07/23  at  03:11 PM

I love that this kind of thing is Kirk Cameron’s career these days. He sure has grown up.

Comment #43: jTuba  on  07/23  at  03:55 PM

I wonder if having all of those individuals in one place will cause some sort of Wingnut Singularity where they all collapse into one huge bloviating black hole out of which no reality can enter or escape.  Hopefully the event horizon would stop at the convention center’s front doors.

Comment #44: tannenburg  on  07/23  at  04:23 PM

This crowd is doing their best to eff up the word values beyond all recognition.

They’ve totally succeeded in degrading the word morality

The word family is getting the same attempted massage.

It’s funny how they change the meanings of so many words, then yell as loud as they can at changing the meaning of “marriage” (which has changed many times throughout history already).  We should start a bill called the DOVMFA (defense of values, morality, and family act) and try to stop them from re-defining these important words.

Comment #45: bananacat  on  07/23  at  04:37 PM

wikipedia says that sinise donated $2300 to McCain.

His costar noted that Sinise is more conservative than his own.

Seems thats about the extent of his political activity for the right wing.

OTOH, it seems like the right wing is falling all over itself trying to recruit him into the fold.

Per wikipedia:
“Nicolle Wallace, a former adviser to George W. Bush and the presidential campaign of John McCain, stated in May 2009 that she believed Sinise could help bring about a resurgence of the Republican party. Wallace stated, “The natural strengths that an actor brings to politics would come in handy to anyone going up against Obama in 2012. We will need an effective communicator who can stand toe to toe with Obama’s eloquence.” “

The article concludes noting sinise said no thanks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Sinise

Verastegui and Dobbs?  Could be trouble.  Dobbs doesn’t like mexicans.

Comment #46: jerry_101  on  07/23  at  05:00 PM

Gov. Romney?

He hasn’t been Gov. Romney for years.

Comment #47: Ms Kate  on  07/23  at  05:22 PM

Olivia, I thought the same when I saw Gary Senise’s name up there. I know he’s a big pro-troops guy, but never knew he was a rightie.

The other names of the docket, however, are a Who’s Who of conservative nutbags (e.g. Bachman, Baehr, Horowitz, Schlafly, Slanthead, etc).

But I wonder where Coulter, Malkin and Alan Keyes are? And what about Michael Steele?

Nevertheless, the whole thing’s going to be one big right-wing circle jerk wherein the name of Ronald Reagan is envoked 10,000 times. I wonder if the scheduled events will include an all-star seance where they try to call him from the great beyond.

Comment #48: CHV  on  07/23  at  05:56 PM

Is there anyone going to that summit who actually has a sense of basic human decency?

Comment #49: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  07/23  at  06:08 PM

Jeff: Lol.

But, no. They can’t be Furry fans, because *I’m* a Furry fan, and if they were too, it would just be icky.

Comment #50: KMac  on  07/23  at  06:51 PM

I thought the snowflakes were for those who gorge themselves on precious, precious embryos to keep their consciences in check. Silly me.

Mittens Romney looks like he wants to sell me either a lemon Saturn or douching products.

Comment #51: limes  on  07/23  at  07:23 PM

Why is “thrice divorced sex tourist to the Dominican Republic” Rush Limbaugh invited to a values summit?

Comment #52: Tommykey  on  07/23  at  07:33 PM

MAJeff, you already know the answer to that question.

Comment #53: Samantha Vimes  on  07/23  at  07:59 PM

“Why is “thrice divorced sex tourist to the Dominican Republic” Rush Limbaugh invited to a values summit?”
What kinda “values” you think they’re talkin about.

Comment #54: Panda Dog  on  07/24  at  01:19 AM

Is it really so wrong of me to be thinking that your country would be much better off if the hotel collapsed during the opening ceremony?...

Bad PiaTor!  No doughnut!

Comment #55: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  07/24  at  04:01 AM

PiaToR:  that would be God’s Will.

Comment #56: Ms Kate  on  07/24  at  03:21 PM

OMFG it’s like one of my worst nightmares come to life. Except that the even worse version means they’re all naked. UUUGH.

Comment #57: Danica Lefse Queen  on  07/24  at  09:39 PM

These jokers have values?  Beats me what they could possibly be, other than hatred and ignorance.  What a creepy group; druggies, adulterers, closeted hypocrites and the just plain insane.

Comment #58: AlisonS  on  07/25  at  12:08 AM
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