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We’ll Just Call It H1-Jonah So Everyone Knows To Stay Away

Although yes, it is fun to make fun of the constant renaming of the swine flu (Political correctness!  Confusing name!  Trent Reznor’s new concept album!), but it’s, uh, actually important, as people and governments react to what the disease is called.

You hear blank disease, you respond to whatever “blank” is.  If I call tuberculosis Chips Ahoyculosis, Nabisco’s going to be pissed because everyone thinks that their little cookies cause a potentially fatal disease.  If we rename AIDS the Tulsa virus, Oklahoma’s about to lose out on some rather significant tourism dollars.

The point isn’t just to call the disease an accurate name, it’s to assure that the response to the disease is orderly, careful and doesn’t result in disproportionate fallout that harms groups or interests that have no inherent connection to the disease at hand.  Especially since the 1950s’ tragic and overwarm experience with Short Pants In The Summer Flu. 

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 03:43 PM • (34) Comments

One other point: If you’re calling the epidemic “Swine Flu,” you’re suggesting that the flu is being spread by contact with pigs (hence, killing off entire countries of pigs).

How about this: There are at least two major religions in this world that believe that pigs are unclean. If a kosher jew or a halal muslim begin to feel the symptoms of the flu, they may not seek treatment for fear that they will be shunned by their communities for breaking their covenant, even if they picked it up from meeting their daughter in the airport and being a little too close to some random person’s sneeze.  The way to prevent a pandemic is not to have people too afraid to seek treatment.

I don’t think that the efforts to rename will stick, it’s already gotten too much coverage as “Swine Flu” and frankly, the new name is impossible to remember (M1A1? Wait, that’s a Gorillaz song), but I think trying to move away from Swine Flu is not a bad idea.

Comment #1: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/30  at  04:13 PM

(M1A1? Wait, that’s a Gorillaz song)

It’s also the nomenclature for an iteration of the US Army’s Abrams tank.

Comment #2: damnedyankee  on  04/30  at  04:27 PM

I like how Obama’s administration is actively taking a very business friendly here.  I mean, people are shying away from pig foods.  You would think capitalist loving conservatives would appreciate a business conscious administration.

Instead you get WATB complaining over… what exactly?  Generic political correctness?  Better Trolls plz!

Comment #3: Zifnab  on  04/30  at  04:28 PM

Make more posts about Lib-tards.  Their frothing at the mouth amuses me.  smile

Comment #4: MosesZD  on  04/30  at  04:33 PM

I don’t think that the efforts to rename will stick, it’s already gotten too much coverage as “Swine Flu” and frankly, the new name is impossible to remember (M1A1? Wait, that’s a Gorillaz song), but I think trying to move away from Swine Flu is not a bad idea.

Mighty Ponygirl on 04/30 at 03:13 PM

I keep calling it Chinese flu…  I have no idea why…

Comment #5: MosesZD  on  04/30  at  04:39 PM

Tourists go to Tulsa?

Comment #6: paradox  on  04/30  at  04:42 PM

paradox—are you kidding? Why would anyone NOT want to go to where they filmed UHF ?

Comment #7: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/30  at  04:49 PM

Why would anyone NOT want to go to where they filmed UHF ?

Cause they’re not big wrestling fans?

Comment #8: Zifnab  on  04/30  at  04:56 PM

Why would anyone NOT want to go to where they filmed UHF?

‘cos it’s Tulsa.  Dude.  (Though I would take a road trip to Spatula City in a hot second.)

Comment #9: kaninchen  on  04/30  at  05:03 PM

We can swing by Crazy Ernie’s on the way—he’ll club a seal to make a better deal, you know.

Comment #10: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/30  at  05:05 PM

I am giggling most inappropriately now, thank you very much.  There may even be snorting.

Comment #11: kaninchen  on  04/30  at  05:08 PM

This is great: according to the Wikipedia entry for UHF

The Spatula City sign was placed on a real billboard which could be seen from eastbound SH-51 at Memorial Drive for several months after shooting was over. According to the DVD commentary, tourists would exit the freeway and drive for long periods looking unsuccessfully for Spatula City. The store itself is the Warehouse Market (62nd and S. Peoria)

Comment #12: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/30  at  05:12 PM

Jesse’s right.  Remember Legionnaire’s Disease?  That’s when the American Legion started to go down the tubes.

Comment #13: ummeli  on  04/30  at  05:29 PM

let’s name it smithfield farms flu. or, CAFO flu. let people know where this *really* comes from. as there will be some kind of response based on the name, it can do some service and potentially reduce future outbreaks associated with CAFO’s.

Comment #14: sylvie  on  04/30  at  05:31 PM

sylie beat me to it.  How about “Factory Farm Flu”?  It’s nicely alliterative.

Comment #15: Chocolate Covered Cotton  on  04/30  at  05:48 PM

Hey!  I once lived near Soda & Pet Food City.  After that, Spatula City is perfectly believable.

Comment #16: Jake Squid  on  04/30  at  05:56 PM

The Good News: How much you wanna bet pork chops are on sale this week? That they’re giving away bacon two-for-one at the supermarket.

Too bad none of us will touch it.

Comment #17: judybrowni  on  04/30  at  06:11 PM

Speak for yourself. I’ve got Carnitas going in the slow cooker as we speak and I’ve got about an hour until GO TIME!

Comment #18: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/30  at  06:20 PM

Factory Farm Flu it is!

On the other hand, if you don’t want to call it Swine Flu, tough.  That’s where it comes from, that’s what defines it, and how it comes to be.  Arab countries and Israel will just have to get together on holy ground and name it something more Halal/Kosher if they don’t like it.

The rest is more anti-science from religious wackos.

Comment #19: Ms Kate  on  04/30  at  06:30 PM

As a Jew, I honestly don’t understand how the hell “swine flu” is offensive to the non-swine eaters.  I mean, the religious theory is that pigs are dirty.  If pigs make people sick, doesn’t that really go along side kosher law, rather than working against it?

It may just be that the Israeli Health minister who complained about the name if fucking crazy (along with his whole United Torah Judaism Party).

Comment #20: Billingham  on  04/30  at  07:29 PM

Billingham, I don’t think it’s “offensive” to anyone, and I would be hard-pressed to find someone who wasn’t making a living off of the pork industry who was upset about the name. I think the media is whipping up this story that it’s “offensive” because trying to discuss the nuance of how kosher-keeping Jewish communities (or Halal Islamic communities) could be devastated if a lack of understanding about how Swine Flu is contracted would keep people from seeking medical attention out of fear of being ostracized by their neighbors—would be too complex a narrative. So they just toss out that Jews and Muslims are “offended” by swine flu and figure that people will be too busy pish-poshing the hypersensitive PC types to think beyond that.

Comment #21: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/30  at  07:51 PM

Too bad none of us will touch it.

Is it applewood smoked?  If it is, I’ll risk the flu.

Comment #22: Mnemosyne  on  04/30  at  08:54 PM

Gosh - hypersensitive liberal much?

Are we really discussing being “offended” by the name “Swine Flu”??

Jeez!

Comment #23: Uhura, The Black Gurl  on  04/30  at  09:44 PM

Are we really discussing being “offended” by the name “Swine Flu”??

No, we’re discussing the stupidity of people who are offended by the name “Swine Flu,” which is why we’re mocking them.

Try to keep up.

Comment #24: Mnemosyne  on  04/30  at  09:57 PM

Well, it IS H1N1. Calling it H1N1 2009 (name of epicenter town or county in Mexico) is standard nomenclature for influenza A viruses, and any physician, public health specialist, microbiologist, or other scientist will recognize it. This ‘flu version was not going to stay named “swine ‘flu” forever, since influenza A viruses are given unique names for each major outbreak. The H# and the N# are technical terms designating the major antigenic types of hemagglutinase and of neuraminidase, two of the important proteins governing entry into the targeted cell and the general virulence of the virus.

Comment #25: NancyP  on  04/30  at  11:00 PM

Heh. I came up with Factory Farm Flu yesterday, partly in response to Amanda’s post on the literal pigsty that may have bred this virus. No reason to let Smithfield Farms fade into obscurity. And yeah, I like the cheesy alliteration too, Ms. Kate. I think this name has got legs. Or maybe trotters.

Comment #26: Sungold  on  04/30  at  11:11 PM

Corwin, I say this as a not-scientifically illiterate chemistry major. First, stop being an ass. Second, it’s safe to assume most Americans are scientifically illiterate because poll after poll shows that they can’t answer basic science questions.

Comment #27: Av0gadro  on  04/30  at  11:37 PM

Sungold: We could always call it Smithfield Flu and really stick it to them.

Comment #28: Mrs. W  on  04/30  at  11:54 PM

Your opinions as to a disease nomenclature are not relevant.

But corwin will defend to the death his own right to read them! (And then whine about them. ‘Cause gosh darn if you can’t get offended at a blogger blogging it’s not Amurka, dammit!)

Comment #29: Bagelsan  on  05/01  at  12:23 AM

“H1N1” works for me, but it certainly isn’t as catchy-sounding as “Swine flu!” or “Mexican flu!” so the media probably doesn’t care. They should just cut to the chase and start calling it “Human-Swine-Avian-Frankenstein-zombie-omg-lock-up-your-daughters-Obama-socialism-brown-people flu!” ‘cause at least the first three or four bits of that are accurate. :D

Comment #30: Bagelsan  on  05/01  at  12:28 AM

I started calling it Smithfield Flu yesterday, but Factory Farm Flu has a nice ring to it, too. I’m torn.

Comment #31: FearItself  on  05/01  at  12:51 AM

Umm Oklahoma gets tourism dollars? From whom? From people that take a wrong turn at Amarillo?

Comment #32: shakahi  on  05/01  at  06:20 AM

I like the designations like H1N1 and H1N5, because I have general idea that the scientists get information on proteins from those names. But I like Smithfield Factory Farm Flu to make the general public think.

Comment #33: Samantha Vimes  on  05/01  at  07:23 AM

I was going to post a longwinded reply about referring to a generic by the brand name, but then I realized that Corwin’s point is about as lucid as it is well-punctuated.

Comment #34: Mighty Ponygirl  on  05/01  at  12:00 PM
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