I would shoot myself in the fucking face, that’s what.
The funny part is the pasty white person reciting the headlines from World Net Daily articles.
Via Balloon Juice, who got it from Wonkette.
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Art comes from the heart, and is functionally impossible to derive from the heartless.
On the bright side, it’s self-labeling: Conservative rap -> C-rap -> Crap!
So autotune is not only dead but dug back up and done unspeakable things to
How many dudes you know roll like that, how many dudes you know flow like that?
Not many, if any. Not many, if any,
I don’t know, I actually prefer this to “I Got A Feeling.” You really can’t make a worse rhyme than “fill up my cup/mazel tov.”
On the other hand, rap is anathema to me in general, so maybe I shouldn’t comment.
I got about a minute and half into it and had close my browser to stop the pain. How far did everyone else get?
This guy is terrifying: http://www.youtube.com/user/illuminatitv#p/u/4/EmWdExg4kic
This is by the folks who released the “I’m Not Crazy, Honest” DVD for explaining being a birther to your relatives.
My favorite part was the lady smelling her own armpits asking why we were still in Iraq. When do they start asking why the liberals elected George Bush?
Something tells me that, like the Florida vote-counting Brooks Brothers riot, these people will all be turning up on Republican election committees.
When do they start asking why the liberals elected George Bush?
In 2015, when they think it’s safe.
/snark
That’s about how long it took them to canonize Reagan.
So…they’re trying to get us to facepalm ourselves so hard we knock ourselves unconscious and then forget to vote? I seriously don’t get it.
And I really like the gratuitous use of “boy” throughout. Classy.
“Does having no conscience render one with the aesthetic sense of my cats anal glands?”
Yes. I think that’s pretty obvious after that “artistic” bowel movement…
They think they’re producing this, but it really looks more like this...
I looked. I listened. I lost brain cells. It’s a good thing I don’t own a gun.
I promise, Jesse, to never, ever, EVER doubt your word again.
Wow. I just watched the whole thing. It was about five minutes longer than it should have been.
Also the only part I remember from it (I’m pretty sure I just wiped the whole thing from my mind) was the part where he said he was a “hardcore birther” who has never seen Obama’s “BC”.
Amazing.
Had to look up some Public Enemy as an antidote after hitting “play.”
I don’t know what’s worse, that braddah Iz came up as related to this, or that I then found this travesty.
Sooo, that was atrocious. Jesse, your title and response pretty much says it all.
I love that he says public education made him stupid. I think he was already that way. But MAYBE, he’s just sad that he can’t make pies, look into his eyes. That one did make me laugh.
Also, Abercrombie boy screams of white privilege reiterating mommy & daddy’s racist ass political views instead of educating himself and forming his own.
A right wing rap? I really hope this trend takes off worldwide, because I can’t wait to hear the Hamas Klezmer band.
Had to look up some Public Enemy as an antidote after hitting “play.”
Comment #16: damnedyankee on 03/02 at 11:50 PM
IKR? This is the second time I’ve been tramatized by conservative “rap” on Pandagon. *Fight the Power playing*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_t13-0Joyc
Wolverines?
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WOLVERINES?
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Really?
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Shit, I really need to buy a gun.
Five….minutes….never…back….getting…..................ugh.
But yeah, pies? Really? You lost your job as a BAKER and are blaming Obama? Really? Wowsers.
Side Note: Pandagon: Why is Obama not in your spell checker, or Pandagon, for that matter. It’s an outrage a minute here! 
What is wrong with these people? Does having no conscience render one with the aesthetic sense of my cats anal glands?