George W. Bush is officially a
clown
speaker for hire. Now signed on with the Washington Speakers Bureau, W is now prepped to deliver revisionist history to adoring fans at rubber chicken banquets around the world. Here’s his bio at the WSB as you consider who you want on the dais at your next big event:
President during a momentous period in American history, George W. Bush offers his thoughts on eight years in the Oval Office, the challenges facing our nation in the 21st century, the power of freedom, the role of faith, and other pressing issues.
President George W. Bush served in the Oval Office for eight of the most consequential years in American history. Faced with challenges from a terrorist attack to a global financial crisis, he made difficult decisions that will shape the nation’s course and world affairs for decades to come. His leadership after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, was an inspiration to millions of Americans. His policies, while controversial at times, kept the country safe for more than seven years and liberated more than 50 million people from tyranny. Working with leaders in Congress and elsewhere, President Bush also raised standards and accountability in public education, added a prescription drug benefit to Medicare that helped more than 40 million beneficiaries, improved air quality and made America’s energy supply more secure, designated more ocean area habitats for environmental protection than any predecessor, launched historic efforts to fight HIV/AIDS and malaria in Africa, and strengthened America’s relationships with strategically important nations like India, China and Japan. He shares with audiences candid insights on his eight years in the White House, his experiences with other world leaders, the nature of public leadership and decision making, and a wide variety of domestic and international issues.
You need to book early! After his closed-to-the-press-and-public first gig in Calgary, Alberta before the chamber of commerce, touted as “A conversation with George W. Bush,” the former Dear Leader will take flight to share his
lies
thoughts with audiences in Asia and Europe (can’t wait for the reception he receives there).
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Fixed it.
When he’s in Europe, will the Hague snag him?