I one day hope to earn enough money to consider acting like an irrational asshole and having it become national news.
President Barack Obama’s tax proposal – which promises to increase taxes for those families with incomes of $250,000 or more—has some Americans brainstorming ways to decrease their pay, even if it’s just by a dollar.
A 63-year-old attorney based in Lafayette, La., who asked not to be named, told ABCNews.com that she plans to cut back on her business to get her annual income under the quarter million mark should the Obama tax plan be passed by Congress and become law.
So far, Obama’s tax plan is being looked at skeptically by both Democrats and Republicans and therefore may not pass at all.
“We are going to try to figure out how to make our income $249,999.00,” she said.
“We have to find a way out where we can make just what we need to just under the line so we can benefit from Obama’s tax plan,” she added. “Why kill yourself working if you’re going to give it all away to people who aren’t working as hard?”
What’s funny about this is that it’s the dumbest thing a human being has ever said about their own money. Having said this immediately means that in the event of a Marxist revolution, you deserve to have any money in your possession taken from you and spent on every single thing you hate until your children have gay abortions.
Steve Benen has a wrapup of why this is economically stupid, but what I wanted to talk about is this bizarre idea that going John Galt is in any way intelligent or feasible. John Galt is an expression of narcissistic self-destruction, the central character in a novel that expresses undeveloped adolescent frustration with being so fucking great that the world can’t even handle your greatness. Going John Galt requires you to be simultaneously so successful that it matters whether or not you do it, and so dumb that you’d consider making yourself worse off than you’d ever be under the terrible plan you’re avoiding. You imagine these lawyers, dentists and others, incapable of doing basic math yet possessed of sets of specialized skills, shuddering in the face of adversity as simple as having to mail in a rebate form while simultaneously rubbing their fingers over their tax returns, their top 2% Adjusted Gross Income proof positive that they’re smarter and of more use to society than the mechanic they screamed at because sparkplugs are fucking made up bullshit and everyone knows it.
And just wait until we don’t have them to kick around any more! Our inability to feed or clothe ourselves will be of endless amusement as they revel in the wealth which they’ve helped make entirely worthless.
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Out of all of the commentary I’ve read about this idiocy today, yours is my absolute favorite. I therefore and hereby award you an award.