The National Review’s Byron York puts on his reporter-detective hat (hopefully complete with oversized magnifying glass and mind-sharpening opiates) and investigates the mysterious case of the kindergarten sexual education curriculum. You see, when the client came to Conservapedia (the smartest boy on the whole Corner), it was a case he just had to take.
“A-ha!” he said. “It’s truly suspicious, don’tcha think, K-Lo?”
Kathryn Jean Lopez was Conservapedia’s sidekick. Unfortunately, she wasn’t in the garage where Conservapedia had set up his neighborhood detective agency, as she was at her house, playing “Hunt the Mooses To Pieces” with some of her friends. Conservapedia, being single-minded in his devotion to the conservative version of the truth had few friends…and even fewer enemies. Nobody really cared enough.
First, Conservapedia read a press release about the bill and found a shocking secret:
According to the press release, Senate Bill 99 required that “if a public school teaches sex education, family life education, and comprehensive health education courses, all materials and instruction must be medically and factually accurate.” The bill’s main sponsor, Sen. Carol Ronen, was quoted saying, “It teaches students about the advantages of abstinence, while also giving them the realistic information they need about the prevention of an unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections.” The release contained no mention of sexual predators or inappropriate touching.
Suspicious!