After a convention wholeheartedly dedicated (by which I mean they gave out signs which none of the dozens in attendance read) to the idea of service to something greater than one’s self, the end result is a clear message to America’s struggling communities: organizing to improve your lot in life is for elitist liberal whores.
You see, Sarah Palin said this immediately after Rudy Giuliani went into a spittle-flecked furor about 9/11 or the Yankees or some shit:
“I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer — except that you have actual responsibilities[.]”
Michelle Malkin, who apparently spent the entirety of her convention-watching experience laughing uncontrollably at the screen, attempts to explain the right’s stand-up festival…explosion…festiplosion of comedy:


