I initially posted on what an obvious hoax this hoax of a story was yesterday afternoon, then took down the post.  Mainly, it was because despite the fact the story seemed obviously made up, there was about a .75% chance that it wasn’t, and I wasn’t quite confident.  Sometimes 99.25% just isn’t enough.

Perhaps worse than the blatant lying engineered to swing an election (and the fact that this girl was dumb enough to make up an attack in a place where a camera films you) is the fact that she, of course, made up a Big Negro with a Big Knife who was also mysteriously dyslexic, angry, and the slowest fucking mugger/disfigurer on earth.  The killer from Saw pulled off less contrived shit than she made up.