But it’s okay, because he was a POW.

Inspired by John McCain’s example:

Q: Why did John McCain cross the road?

A: Because John McCain was a POW.

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Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: John McCain was a POW.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.  John McCain is behind the bar, serving drinks.  The rabbi says, “Can I have a Smart Grasshopper?”  The imam asks, “What in Allah’s name is a Smart Grasshopper?”  The priest is set to answer, when John McCain informs them all that he was a POW and that his penis is currently immersed in a glass of Kahlua.  It’s a better White Russian than the Vietcong served.