I can’t help it. I’m addicted to reading the Abstinence Clearinghouse blog. It’s like reading a label of Dr. Bronner’s soap, but even weirder and more perplexing. What I can’t figure out is how the bloggers have survived this long with their high levels of intelligence, when there is so much traffic to wander into or electrical sockets to experimentally poke with forks.
Some recent wisdom culled from the AC blog:
This was recently seen on a billboard, “Sex can wait till marriage. Will you?” Think about it.
That’s from the blogger with the best name ever on an anti-sex blog: HotMama247. She might be my favorite of the bloggers, because everything she writes is like this. You know, deep. You can practically hear the bong water bubbling as she rewards herself for the hard work coming up with these brilliant insights. The other blogger anonymous is also fond of beating you into submission with inanity disguised as insight, with comments like: