Dennis Prager says that marital rape is a-okay:
It is an axiom of contemporary marital life that if a wife is not in the mood, she need not have sex with her husband. Here are some arguments why a woman who loves her husband might want to rethink this axiom.
Reason #1: The rufee he slipped you was old, and it’s really not going to kick in until after he’s done.
Reason #2: “I Do” comes with a ton of extra legal language that means “I Always Do”.
Reason #3: This dick ain’t sucking itself, if you get what I’m saying. And by “what I’m saying”, I mean “my dick in your mouth”.
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What are Prager’s reasons?
The subject is one of the most common problems that besets marriages: the wife who is not in the mood and the consequently frustrated and hurt husband.
There are marriages with the opposite problem—a wife who is frustrated and hurt because her husband is rarely in the mood. But, as important and as destructive as that problem is, it has different causes and different solutions, and is therefore not addressed here. What is addressed is the far more common problem of He wants, she doesnt want.
Shorter This Sentence: Men probably don’t want to have sex because their wives are similarly frigid bitches. But different types of frigid bitches, and I’ve got a word limit, so nyah.
First, women need to recognize how a man understands a wifes refusal to have sex with him: A husband knows that his wife loves him first and foremost by her willingness to give her body to him.
Well, perhaps it’s a part of this newfangled sexual revomalution that we’re all on the front lines of, but most husbands I know understand their wives’ love for them through other means than the percentage of their penises in their wives’ bodies. I sincerely hope that if I am married one day, and my wife is in bed with the flu, that I don’t consider it grounds for divorce because she’s too busy trying to stop the chills to do reverse cowgirl - the obvious position for illness, because who wants to look at her clammy, pallid face when she’s sick?
Few women know their husband loves them because he gives her his body (the idea sounds almost funny). This is, therefore, usually a revelation to a woman. Many women think mens natures are similar to theirs, and this is so different from a womans nature, that few women know this about men unless told about it.
There’s no time in a woman’s life like when she finds out the man she loves is interested in sex. It usually comes when you catch her between her morning knitting and her afternoon Bibling, and she all of a sudden realizes that her significant other wasn’t grinding up against her in bed because he was trying to get more blankets.