As one of the diarists at my pad said, this guy makes Joe the Plumber look like a Nobel Laureate. I mean, Jeebus H. Christ on a cracker…has this poor gentleman had a severe head injury or something? There has to be something organically awry with him.

I know we often discuss low-information voters, but I think we need a new term for this level of GOP enthusiast, who discusses chewing tobacco/dip, why Obama’s thinking is gay, and how he needs to be impeached. Well, I think that’s what he’s trying to say. I may be from the South, but this particular dialect is, um, unfamiliar. Kentucky? West Virginia? Tennessee?