A leading American neo-conservative author has been detained by immigration authorities in Kenya as he tried to launch a book smearing Barack Obama.
Jerome Corsi, of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth fame, was this morning being held after failing to reckon with Obamamania.
He had been planning to launch his book, entitled The Obama Nation Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality, before travelling to one of Nairobi’s slums to donate money to the Senator’s half-brother George, who was found living in squalid conditions two months ago.
Little was he aware that Kenya’s anti-douchebag containment provisions went into effect on October 1st. Sad what happens when you don’t read the brochures at AAA.
The story behind this is that Corsi was in Kenya to both promote his book about how Obama is an evil socialist Kenyan fascist terrorist to other evil socialist Kenyan fascist terrorists who love the shit out of him (presumably, there’s a reverse psychology at work where him saying crazy shit about Obama is lapped up by his Kenyan brothers and sisters who just love the fact that there’s a book about the guy, whatever it says) and also to patronize and humiliate George Obama, Barack’s half brother.