Obama monkey dolls? Just...really?

I mean...really?

If you’re going to…

...Really?

UPDATE: Via Atrios, Fox News decides that Michelle Obama is Barack’s baby mama. 

UPDATE 2: I know a lot of people are finding the same small body of information on a or many David Lawsons in Utah - real estate agent, Romney contribution, etc.  Unless you have ironclad proof that they’re all the same people (and the name David Lawson in Utah isn’t that uncommon, at least four show up in a basic phonebook search), please don’t harass someone just because they share the same name.