Dan Riehl, fresh off of his suggestion that Bill Sparkman, the murdered Census worker, was a pedophile, has fresh new evidence that Sparkman had curly hair.

Artistic, not very atheletic equipment manager at Vanderbilt Bill “Fe Fe” Sparkman is remembered by some old friends, most especially for his curls at Flaming Arrow Scout Reservation. Irony.

No, really.  He had curly hair and could not dunk.  Irony.

Riehl then tweets me about this newest discovery:

@pandagon Suddenly no comment on potentially gay man who liked kids? Wha happen? Bill “Fe Fe” Sparkman’s “Curls” http://tinyurl.com/yfo97qe

Amazingly, no, I had not put together that Riehl’s post idiotically making fun of Sparkman’s nickname was his way of pointing out that Sparkman was gay, and therefore a child predator, just like noted child predator Roman Polanski who had gay sex with a girl.  Our exchange:

Me: @DanRiehl He had curly hair, so he was a pedophile? Did your mother drink while you were in the womb, or was it just put in your bottle?

Riehl: @pandagon Calm down FeFe - just curious why it fell off the Left’s map - might be a hate crime. Or u too dumb to figger that out?

Me:  @DanRiehl I’d respond, but you may actually be too stupid to understand words. A series of pictures will be along shortly.

Riehl: @pandagon Heterophobe!!

What you must realize at this point is that Dan Riehl is officially the Worst Person At Being A Disingenuous Asshole on the face of the planet.  By pointing out that Riehl again called Sparkman a pedophile, I’ve actually fallen into his double secret trap of excusing homophobia because…well, I’m sure the guy who equated potentially being gay with raping children will soon instruct me on the ways of tolerating gay people.

UPDATE:  Now may be the time to remind people that Dan Riehl is hugely tolerant of gay people, because of his stupid dead gay brother that died of AIDS or whatever whom he trotted out so that he could call John Cole a cocksucker.  Because really, you wouldn’t?  Homophobe.