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Rooney*.Gerrard. Lampard. Ashley Cole. Gareth Barry. For their club sides, these are world class players worth tens of millions of pounds. But stick them together, slap an England jersey on them, and suddenly it becomes difficult to tell them apart from Algeria. Just ask the scoreline. Algeria were tiring down the stretch (you could tell from all the cramping), and England upped the pressure somewhat, but to say "they lacked the final ball" would be doing a great service by overlooking how many times they never even got to the final ball. Passes were sent behind attackers, corners were constantly blasted into the first defender, players had the ball taken off their feet with ease -- this was a tentative, occasionally meek, performance. The implications on the group are profound. England will have to beat a quick, confident Slovenian team to have a realistic chance of advancing. The US can advance with a win vs Algeria, which is hardly looking guaranteed, or can go on if both games end in a tie again and England doesn't outscore them by 2 or more. In other words, the two teams most likely to win the group are Slovenia and the USA. Strange times. Algeria never showed much in attack, but they made very few mistakes in defense. And remember, they had a goalkeeping failure of their own vs Slovenia or they'd have blanked their first two opponents. It's safe to say they're a tough nut to crack. And for England, where to go from here? For my money, there's one major problem with this squad: it has no X-factor. I debated this a bit with the fun @empowerfootall folks, and my argument is this: teams need a blend of experience and youthful unpredictability. If a squad is comprised only of grizzled veterans who are entirely known quantities to each other and the world, it can lack creativity, exuberance, hope, and most of all, unpredictability. Having a few young players available whose ceilings are unknown, even to themselves, changes the dynamic of a whole team. Off the pitch, their naivete is probably the butt of a great many jokes, but the enthusiasm and hope that comes without having failed before can and often does rub off on the older players. In a game, when a team is flat or struggling to break open a game, injecting a young player who brings creativity, pace, and energy can be a pick-me-up to older players. Even they might be wondering, "let's see what this kid can do." Doesn't really matter which kid it is, you just need a few of them. Adam Johnson was the obvious choice this year. He made a splash for Man City with his pace and deft passing in the final third. His game isn't rich with subtlety or anything, but he wakes up the players around them. Clearly, England could use a bit of that. So where does Capello, who doesn't actually have Adam Johnson and seems to have made all the wrong moves so far, go from here? I say he needs as much X-ness as possible. Carragher will be out after 2 yellows, so go with uncapped Michael Dawson. Drop Heskey, add the productive Joe Cole. Maybe even drop Lampard for Cole, who seems to fade into the background for England and plays too much like "captain" Steven Gerrard. Then you can play Defoe or Crouch for Heskey. However he chooses, he needs to shake this team up. If England fail to make it out of the group, he'll be looking for a new job anyway. * Or what passes for Rooney. He looks hurt or exhausted. The Rooney of midseason would be a massive boon right about now.

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Posted by Marc on 05:22 PM • Permalink

Well it’s all doom and gloom right now on this side of the channel as you can imagine. Well, that and bloodlust. England just looked completely and utterly listless tonight. No running off the ball, whenever we advanced forward there were twice as many defenders as forwards and we were never going to break through that with no sense of creativity. Having Johnson in the squad would have been a plus point but it’s clear from tonight Cappello wouldn’t have played him anyway. What we need is Joe Cole back and Peter Crouch too. At least he’s scored for his country recently, Rooney just didn’t look like he was at the races.

Comment #1: Stubborn Kind of Fellow  on  06/18  at  06:29 PM

Rooney does look hurt and/or tired. Why can’t Joe Cole get even 10 minutes? Surely it couldn’t get any worse?  What is the point of Heskey? Why is he there at all? If they don’t progress, it would be horrible, but well earned. Can failure be “well earned”? Sigh.

Comment #2: elena  on  06/18  at  06:38 PM

Steve McManaman (aka Auguste’s Favorite Person Ever) said something similar to your first paragraph, that you’ve got all these guys who are star players for their club teams, but you put them together and they can’t seem to gel. The egos are all butting up against each other raspberry

I was certainly not expecting that result - I figured England would win, but maybe not give an ass-kicking. Instead, they end up getting booed off the pitch. Weirdness.

Comment #3: Alison  on  06/18  at  07:43 PM

AUGUSTE SMASH MCMANAMAN

(The guy played for Liverpool AND Citeh, predicted a 3-1 England win over the USA, and called the team “we” before the Algeria match and “they” after the embarrassment. WHAT’S NOT TO HATE?)

Comment #4: Auguste  on  06/18  at  07:49 PM

Best part about this and the US results? That it all seems so obvious to me since I’m usually so detached from International football. Both England and the US are always rated highly and the both, eventually, fail.

I’d laugh if it wasn’t so sadly predictable. Meanwhile, Slovenia and Algeria can go through with a draw and a victory respectively. And everybody’s playing bad enough for this to happen.

Comment #5: Santa Claustrophobia  on  06/18  at  08:07 PM

Your “X Factor” theory strikes a chord with me. I like it. I’d never looked at things in that light before, but now that you’ve mentioned it, I’ve seen it in many other contexts. Theatre. Music.  Wherever there’s an ensemble at play. A group of grizzled musicians tends be pretty vanilla—all too often, even if they’re “world class”. A play acted and directed by first timers is rarely even a tenth as innovative as they think they’re being. Put the old pros in with some talented youngsters, and suddenly both groups come to life. I don’t know, maybe it’s that the relationships between everybody are still being formed, so everyone pays attention more. Maybe it’s just that they all now have somebody that they really want to impress.

Comment #6: Quin  on  06/18  at  08:57 PM
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