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The Galacticoach

I don't care if you hate his style, I don't care if you hate his personality, I don't care if you hate his hair. (For some reason, I do kind of hate his hair). Today, the entire world -- even those detractors who scream into their pillows in frustration every night -- must bow to the footballing supremacy of Jose Mourinho. He's moving that ball WITH HIS MIND. He beat the English Champions and his former employers. He beat the Spanish champions and defending Euro kings with some luck but also after unjustly being dropped to 10 men. And he beat the German champions in a match his team managed to dominate despite having (wanting?) the ball only 30% of the time. How could you do better in one year than beating the champions of the top 3 leagues in the world on your way to the treble? And now he wants to move on, of course. After the dust settles on his dominance, some contrarians will peek out of their foxholes this summer and lob grenades like: 1) It's irresponsible/uncool not to stay at Inter and defend the treble. Oh yeah? Ask Pep Guardiola if he had as much fun this season as last. Never mind that 09-10 Barca might actually beat the 08-09 version if they could play each other. And never mind that he won La Liga with a stunning 99 points in what might've been the greatest two-team race in football history. I bet he feels disappointed right now, angry and frustrated and incomplete. He's probably slamming ulcer meds because epic success cannot be topped, and now the media, fans, players, and his own conscience will never let him forget that any season without 3 trophies will fall short compared to last year. Unlike Mourinho, of course, Pep is deeply loyal to his lifelong club, so he battles on. But if you're wondering whether it's "worth it" to stick around and defend a treble, whether Mourinho will miss out on some kind of awesome adventure, the answer is no. 2) Yeah, Pep's loyal! Jose's not, and that sucks. What is it with sports? Otherwise rational people who believe in democracy and personal freedom and such somehow demand blind and eternal fealty to a crest and a shirt, regardless of whether it's better for the person from whom they demand it. Jose gave Porto the title of a lifetime. He gave Chelsea their first English titles in almost 50 years. He delivered Inter one of the best trebles of all time. To put it another way, he sticks around until the job is done. Don't take it out on him that those who follow can't always build on his success. Clearly, Mourinho enjoys taking over troubled teams with excellent resources and delivering titles. He loves being the savior to fans used to bitter disappointment. And by now, no one can doubt he's the best there ever was at it. Why should he stick around in the shadow of his own success if that's not the challenge that appeals to him? How can a guy who provides the best season in the history of club after club somehow be indebted to any of them in any way? If anything, they should send him shavings from any subsequent hardware earned in his wake. Mourinho gets hired to take a team to the top of the mountain. He stays until he does that. In my book, that's plenty loyal. 3) Oooh, but he's regret going to Real Madrid this time! [sacarsm] Yeah, lots of coaches hate being given the most talent in the world, elite footballers who are burning with desire to unseat the nemeses that just whupped them. Coaches hate being handed even more money to augment such a squad. And coaches hate taking over the most popular team in the world at a time when expectations have ebbed to the point where any trophy will do. [/sarcasm] A lot of people believe the Galacticos can't win because there's too much 'me' and not enough 'us' in the locker room. And that's just what Mourinho wants you to think. There's not nearly enough appreciation for how Mourinho handled Samuel Eto'o at Inter this year. He took a guy who's supposedly a clubhouse problem, asked him to play support for another striker, and got nothing but good results (and no resistance) along the way. We'll talk more about Mr. Eto'o this week, but that's impressive coaching. And it's not like his Chelsea locker room was full of giving souls, either. Yet Mourinho always finds a way to build a hell of a machine from whatever parts you give him, so I'm fairly sure he won't regret being given the best possible parts and budget on the planet. Mourinho thrives on The Next Great Challenge. For him now, it'll be taking a 3rd team to a Champs title, overtaking what might be the best side in the world in Barca, and taming the massive egos and salaries at Real Madrid. After what he's done elsewhere, I can't actually imagine him being fully engaged by anything less. 4) He won't last long at Madrid, though! Duh. He doesn't last long anywhere. Again, he comes in to take a team to the top, then he moves on. So yeah, when he gets weary of the Spanish media, when he does his job with Real Madrid in whatever as-yet-unknown glorious fashion, he'll move on again. Maybe a national side for World Cup glory? Maybe taking a team from relegation in a league to the title? Maybe coaching Heaven vs Hell? Who knows. But odds are he won't move on until he's earned the right, just like he has at every stop before.

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Posted by Marc on 12:10 PM • Permalink

dude knows how to win.  no doubt about it.

“What is it with sports?  Otherwise rational people who believe in democracy and personal freedom and such somehow demand blind and eternal fealty to a crest and a shirt, regardless of whether it’s better for the person from whom they demand it.”

I think fans will always think this way because it’s how they themselves feel about that crest and shirt.  The business side of things is set up to make them feel this way.  So the fans think that the players/coaches should feel the same way.  I don’t necessarily think the fans are right, but a lot of the soccer economy depends on them feeling this way.

Comment #1: stoney  on  05/23  at  04:06 PM

You’ll never catch me saying a bad word about Jose. I mean, he IS my fantasy Portuguese football manager husband, so…

I agree with Stoney about the reason a lot of fans feel the way they do. What’s odd to me about that way of thinking is that managers like SAF and Wenger are kind of rare - most of them move on, either on their own or with a boot to their ass, within a handful of years. And I think going out on a high is better than waiting till everyone hates you because the last season didn’t go so well.

The fact is, Jose will do what he’ll do and he’ll be successful, and he won’t give a shit what people say. And he will be wonderfully ego-maniacal about it, too. I usually can’t stand that sort of overflowing arrogance, but…he’s so matter-of-fact about it that it becomes funny as opposed to annoying. And, you know…he’s got the skills to back it up raspberry

Comment #2: Alison  on  05/24  at  12:37 AM

I’m also amazed at he is snubbing the entire idea of possession on his way to immortality.  It’s one thing to give up the possession battle against Barca, but Bayern?  Maybe you really don’t need the ball much to win anymore…

Comment #3: Marc  on  05/24  at  12:09 PM

Yeah, to look at the possession numbers in that game…if you didn’t know the final score you’d never have come up with it on your own. Inter only really held the ball well in the opening bit, IIRC. I think it’s that possession doesn’t matter so much if your defense is tight, which Inter’s was. Let the other team have the ball and knock it around and get tired, just keep them out of the net and have Diego Milito on your team. Simple!

Comment #4: Alison  on  05/24  at  04:23 PM

You often see a lot of good teams get frustrated when they don’t have the ball; that is not the case with Inter, obviously.  And even if teams can cope with loss of possession, in games where that happens, they often get impatient and waste their few chances as they think “OMG OMG OMG I GOTTA DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW” when a chance opens up.

I wonder if part of Mourinho’s genius is that he has a method for calming players who are used to possession and keeping them cool so that when they do have the ball, they don’t waste their moments.  Diego Milito is very good, but all the Inter players seemed scarily zen on the attack, regardless of whether it got snuffed out or the goal opened up.  Amazing calm, really.

Imagine these tactics with Ronaldo, Higuain, and a rejuvenated Gerrard.  Yikes.

Comment #5: Marc  on  05/24  at  05:25 PM

Well, if he gets done with Real Madrid and wants an even greater challenge, there’s a nice little fixer-upper on the Potomac that could use some help…

Comment #6: Jeff  on  05/26  at  03:29 PM

LOL Jeff - I made a very similar statement once, although substitute “Tyne” for “Potomac” smile

Comment #7: Alison  on  05/26  at  03:53 PM
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